Earlier this year we started offering United States Parcel Service as a shipping option to help customers save a couple $$ per order. Due to spectacularly poor reliability and a serious tendency towards being late resulting in disappointed customers we've decided to cut our losses and give up on USPS. There's no reason a package should take over a week to go from us to Montauk.

I could walk it there quicker...
If you want it done right, ship it brown...
